hamster on robinhood chain launched on pons family pure organic rodent momentum zero utility zero thoughts vlad please do not turn off the buy button one hamster equals one hamster cheek pouches fully loaded almarts27 original digital art market cap three sunflower seeds hamster on robinhood chain launched on pons family pure organic rodent momentum zero utility zero thoughts vlad please do not turn off the buy button one hamster equals one hamster cheek pouches fully loaded almarts27 original digital art market cap three sunflower seeds
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robinhood chain official fat rodent

hamster

the first and only zero brain cell memecoin on robinhood chain drawn by almarts27 launched on pons family

the original hamster
click me to feed seeds
seeds eaten by hamster
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cheek status: empty and hungry
contract address on robinhood chain:
0x7777777777777777777777777777777777hamster
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token symbol
$hamster
ticker of destiny
launchpad
pons family
one hundred percent fair
community ownership
100 percent
pure organic holders
brain cells
0
scientifically confirmed
lore and history

what is hamster

in the beginning alma picked up an apple pencil and drew a white pear with two tiny ears and pink nose. the internet looked upon it and wept because he is literally all of us.

hamster does not understand inflation. hamster does not understand central banking. hamster does not know what an order book is. hamster only knows sunflower seeds and stare into the void.

now hamster has arrived on robinhood chain via pons family to liberate retail traders from high fees, smart contracts that pretend to have utility, and coins with boring logos. pure rodent freedom and infinite sunflower seeds.

"why think when you can be a pear shaped rodent with food in cheeks"
almarts27 wisdom
smiling blushing hamster
exhibit a: he has no idea what crypto is
tokenomics

hamsternomics

smug hamster
1,000,000,000
total supply

one billion hamsters created on robinhood chain never more never less

gigachad hamster
pons family
launched on pons family

fair launched directly on pons family memecoin launchpad with zero presale and instant liquidity

smug rodent
100 percent
community owned

one hundred percent community token with fair open market trading for all rodents

chill hamster
100 percent
liquidity locked

liquidity pool locked forever keys thrown into the void so nobody can touch the pool

screaming hamster
0 percent / 0 percent
tax on buys and sells

zero percent buy tax and zero percent sell tax because math hurts rodent brain

full cheeks hamster
cheek pouches
snack reserves

unlimited room in cheek pouches for emergency winter sunflower seed reserves

instructions for primates

how to buy on robinhood chain

step 1
squinting hamster

get a wallet

download robinhood wallet or any evm wallet that supports robinhood chain network.

step 2
suspicious hamster

bridge your funds

bridge eth or usdc over to robinhood chain. gas fees are tiny so even a broke rodent can afford it.

step 3
screaming crazy hamster

swap for hamster

head over to pons family or your preferred dex paste the official hamster contract address and swap.

step 4
tongue out hamster

hold and stare

put hamster in your portfolio and stare blankly at screen until dopamine receptors explode.

ready to commit financial delinquency?
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mining simulator

the infinite hamster wheel

spin the wheel to generate virtual robinhood chain blocks and sunflower seeds

running hamster
wheel velocity
100 rpm
sleeping turbo lightspeed
hashrate: 420 seeds per sec
robinhood chain blocks: 1337
cheek exhaustion: 0 percent
almarts27 original art gallery launched on pons family pure organic rodent momentum pure digital reaction masterpiece crying hamster staring hamster popcorn hamster no ai generation only handmade rodent genius almarts27 original art gallery launched on pons family pure organic rodent momentum pure digital reaction masterpiece crying hamster staring hamster popcorn hamster no ai generation only handmade rodent genius
strategic masterplan

roadmap to nowhere

phase 1

conception

  • almarts27 draws the holy rodent
  • internet goes wild
  • seed eating commenced
  • launched on pons family on robinhood chain
phase 2

infestation

  • infiltrate every groupchat
  • make vlad tenev look at hamster
  • reach one million cheek seeds
  • confuse traditional finance analysts
phase 3

ascension

  • flip every corporate coin
  • hamster becomes legal tender
  • buy all the sunflower farms
  • free seeds for all holders
phase 4

eternal wheel

  • hamster wheel powers global economy
  • zero thoughts head forever empty
  • everybody gets a hamster plushie
  • the universe is now a giant seed
frequently asked questions

questions with dumb answers

who is the artist behind hamster?
the legendary alma known as almarts27 on instagram. she is a nineteen year old artist who drew these iconic hamster doodles that captured the hearts of millions across the globe. all credit for the original artwork belongs to her.
where was hamster launched?
hamster was launched fair on pons family on robinhood chain. everything belongs to the community.
what is robinhood chain?
it is the home of fast transactions cheap gas and now the fattest pear shaped rodent in crypto history.
does hamster have any utility?
absolutely none. hamster cannot fix your marriage. hamster cannot file your taxes. hamster is just a drawing of a rodent that makes funny squeak noises and lives in your wallet.
will vlad tenev turn off the buy button?
we sent vlad a bag of salted sunflower seeds to ensure the buy button stays glued on forever.